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 M. de Charpentier,

 Prefect Naturelle,

 Sectione Quattro

 Control Plus, Diatribe.

Pardon, Monsieur,

As this is the third missive sent to you concerning the vaults and the sickness en-following this situation I beg you to take some form of action which will help discharge engorged  organs and eliminate excessive fluid retention.

Several escapement wheels are now totally suffused with coagulants and salivary infusions and cannot perform their tasks in the manner to which they are accustomed and we therefore cannot be responsible for any overflow without your giving us the speculum monitors and the essential pumping cups and ferrules. As I mentioned in my second letter we must be assured of our being able to take accurate tongue measurements in order to ascertain the ejaculation levels as required in the manual.

Length and tumescence of our colleagues members is of tantamount importance and has reached a critical crossroads and if we are not to fail we simply must have your input. Either you provide us with the secretion vials or I am afraid we will have to abort the program within a week. This would, of course, mean that the vaults would have to be sealed for at least two years or until the plague passes.

We now have a critical wetness and slippage mass over all curved slopes and protuberances and the flow rates for mechanical systems, at least those still beating and mapping electrical pathways, have slowed to almost nil. Obviously monsieur, as well you know, these rates effect the throbbing and pulsating vibrations of the various female subjects in question and we request your immediate  and complete attention so that we do not have to induce plateau expectations and monitoring as an emergency measure.

Please be advised that we are hoping for your response so that a catastrophe can be avoided and that vault pressure and blood flow will at least stabilize if not decline.

It is with great pleasure that I remain, as always, in your good grace,

Regards,

D. Emile

Magistrate, Sectione Quattro 

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